EMO, motiv de amuzament

  Nu are rost sa vorbesc depre emo caci putini sunt cei care nu stiu absolut nimic despre acest curent, mai ales ca pot fi zariti misunand chiar prin urbea noastra. Trecand peste muzica, moda sau hairstyling, curentul emo a dat nastere la o noua moda si in ceea ce priveste bancurile, asa ca v-am pregatit o colectie de glumite ce au ca subiect principal copiii nefericiti ai zilele noastre, copiii hiper-EMOtionali.

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself.

What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How do you stop an emo kid from drowning? Give him a tissue

How does an emo kid feel in a dark room with four other emo kids? Confused… there’s no free corner to cry in.

I made an emo kid smile once… and he hates me ever since, because he has been labeled untrue and a traitor to their creed…

Daca vezi un emo cu bretonul dat pe spate, fara piercings si zambind uita-te bine in calendar ca e Halloween..

E un avion?
-Nu!
-E superman?
-Nu!
-E un pusti emo care vine de la etaju 10!